Open Mouth, Insert Foot

*muffled controversial noises*

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

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bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

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foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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tastefullyoffensive:

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